New York Wannabe
hi, I'm Alice and I live in a land where unicorns exist and society didn't kill the teenager.
Basically I'm a whimsical mess
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astrolocherry:

sagittarius - warm glow and laughter. An enthusiastic personality bursting to share wisdom and information. a little untidy, bohemian and mismatched but still uniquely stylish. bright and energetic nature, spills into restless, broad forehead, not always so graceful in movements, sparkling and darting eyes, noticeably intelligent. Often tall with long, strongly built legs

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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